Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Your answer will be forwarded to Chris Hansen.

Chris Rock was caught taking a none too subtle look at Rhianna's back side.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

Proof of reincarnation! Egads!

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.