Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

Now you too can own the ZacBot, on sale now at Walgreens.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.