Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.