If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Rihanna Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

Somebody call Orkin.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

...unless you want your ass to be poked.