Finally, a cure for diabetes!

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

Keanu's so beautiful it makes him sick.