A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

In case you've never seen Wonder Showzen, you're in for a treat. It's the bomb-sizzle!

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!