This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".