We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!