It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Tara Reid's butt is making a comeback that nobody wanted.

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.

After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

Even dispite her recent image makeover, Tara Reid wants us to know she's still partying 'til she falls down.