We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.