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You knew that already... but she never ceases to surprise me.
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5/11/2007
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Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!
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5/9/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
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5/8/2007
PHOTOS
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.
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5/8/2007
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Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!
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5/7/2007
PHOTOS
Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!
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5/2/2007
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Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!
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4/9/2007
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Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.
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4/9/2007
PHOTOS
Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!
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4/4/2007