PHOTOS
Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.
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6/26/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!
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6/20/2007
PHOTOS
Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!
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6/18/2007
PHOTOS
I'm now convinced that Britney's 999% unsure as to how embarrassing paparazzi photos of her get released.
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6/15/2007
PHOTOS
Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!
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6/12/2007
PHOTOS
This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!
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6/8/2007
PHOTOS
Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!
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5/11/2007
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You knew that already... but she never ceases to surprise me.
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!
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5/9/2007