She's still hot with or without clothes.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

That's some sexy makeup!

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded! Anyone think she looks like an old hag??