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Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
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5/8/2007
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Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.
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5/8/2007
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Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!
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5/7/2007
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Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.
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5/2/2007
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Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!
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5/2/2007
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Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.
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5/1/2007
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The Hedgehog was once a huge theatre buff. Now he's just in the buff. Heyo!
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5/1/2007
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...But the latest issue of Jane Magazine has photoshopped them out on their cover image. Very sneaky, Jane Mag.
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5/1/2007
PHOTOS
Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!
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4/24/2007