We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Every workplace has one. Who's the slut in your office?

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!