Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.