Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!