Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

Way to get back on the radar, Elizabeth.

The only way to fly.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.