OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 

Lohan is Marilyn Mon-naked

Lohan is Marilyn Mon-naked

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

 

Dell Dimensioned!

Dell Dimensioned!

"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".

 

Britney is loose!

Britney is loose!

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

 

Mickey Rourke's Vision Disappearing

Mickey Rourke's Vision Disappearing

Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.

 

Monster Pig Killed

Monster Pig Killed

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

 

Denice Rodman Plays with Midgets

Denice Rodman Plays with Midgets

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them