Go (hairless) Bears!

Go (hairless) Bears!

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

 

Pamela Anderson Is Only Getting Older

Pamela Anderson Is Only Getting Older

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

 

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

 

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

 

Amy Winehouse Doesn't Care Anymore

Amy Winehouse Doesn't Care Anymore

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

 
 

Heidi Montag's Honeymoon Butt

Heidi Montag's Honeymoon Butt

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

 

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

 

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

 

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

 

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

 

Paz Vega Wears A Thong

Paz Vega Wears A Thong

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

 

Lauren Conrad is a Mighty Duck

Lauren Conrad is a Mighty Duck

Lauren Conrad's NHL blog reveals she cares about the Anaheim Ducks and nothing else. She sure is interesting.

 

Miss America 2008

Miss America 2008

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

 

Unibrow Monster

Unibrow Monster

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

 

Let's Eat The Pope

Let's Eat The Pope

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

 

Toddling Tupac

Toddling Tupac

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

 

Celebrity High: The Great Escape

Celebrity High: The Great Escape

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

 

Yeah, no thanks…

Yeah, no thanks…

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

 

LG Comics: Celebrity High

LG Comics: Celebrity High

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

 

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