Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.

Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.