Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Bill Murray was arrested in Sweden this weekend for being under the influence while driving a golf cart. Oh Dr. Venkman!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Stupid jerk deserves it, whatever it was for.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.