Confidence can truly make any outfit work.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

If you look really close you can see her penis.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!