If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

These candy sperms are so delicious, she'll ALWAYS swallow!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.