Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

We just found the perfect pillow.

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

It's not fat, it's awesome.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Tara Reid's butt is making a comeback that nobody wanted.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?