We support Dog and Cat marriage.

This is so weird it's beyond description. Go Billy?

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

Oh, those clever boob-lovers! What will they think up next??

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Makes reading with your lover enjoyable again!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.