The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

It's good to be one.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

She's not "having it her way"! LOL!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

I hope they didn't print too many of these wrappers out!

Wake up with the King… naked.

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

This puts all other so-called "big burgers" to shame.

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

This guy knows a good burger when he eats one! Delish!