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...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!
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5/2/2008
PHOTOS
There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.
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3/20/2008
PHOTOS
Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.
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9/25/2007
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It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.
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8/31/2007
PHOTOS
Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.
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8/24/2007
PHOTOS
Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.
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8/13/2007
PHOTOS
Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.
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1/23/2007
PHOTOS
Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.
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12/7/2006
PHOTOS
We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.
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7/21/2006
PHOTOS
Do you know what an older man can give you?
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7/14/2006