We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Even my mom knows this one.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!