Why are they pointing down?

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

Basement Horse is always watching you.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Ewwwwww.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.