OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

 

Megan Fox loves Crotch

Megan Fox loves Crotch

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

 

Transformer Cars

Transformer Cars

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

 

Multipass!

Multipass!

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

 

Big Hanging Balls

Big Hanging Balls

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

 

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

 

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

 

Mary-Kate is Scary

Mary-Kate is Scary

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.