Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

Carmen Electra performed with her dance troupe at the Dinah Shore lesbian weekend.