OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Please Die

Please Die

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

 

AK-47 Made of Vodka

AK-47 Made of Vodka

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

 

Waldo is a Genie in a Bottle

Waldo is a Genie in a Bottle

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

 

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

 

Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

 

Napping Puppy

Napping Puppy

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

 

Motorcycle Booty

Motorcycle Booty

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

 

Big Momma

Big Momma

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.