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Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.
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5/13/2008
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The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.
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5/12/2008
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Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.
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5/7/2008
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Looks like she could Cut-hbert glass with those things.
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5/6/2008
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An angle more paparazzi should use.
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4/30/2008
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Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.
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4/30/2008
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Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.
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4/29/2008
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That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".
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4/25/2008
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Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.
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4/24/2008
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Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.
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4/17/2008