Becks boobs beckon below!

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

...on her boobs. But who doesn't?

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.

Paris has huge boobs now! When exactly did this happen? How does she pull this off? Why can't I stop looking at them??

That's one royal handful you've got there, Willy!

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.

It's true. Just wanted to say it.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.