I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Alright, enough already -- we've seen your boobs!!

She still swears that they're real.

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.

I got my nails did! They match my bong now!

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Please, tell us this picture isn't photoshoped. Please!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.