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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

 

Audrina Tries On A Bikini

Audrina Tries On A Bikini

You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

 

Kinky Elephant

Kinky Elephant

If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

 

Death is pretty

Death is pretty

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

 

Wanna Bone II

Wanna Bone II

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

 

There's no place like bone

There's no place like bone

Judy Garland was a damn good looker.

 

You're Still Too Fat

You're Still Too Fat

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

 

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

 

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.