She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.