Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

We came here to watch the game con-sort-it!

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!

This is what you look like if you play video games for too long.

The most intense game of Jenga ever.