Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!