He will grow up to crush your brains.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!