Want to hook up with Jesus.

...is pretty funny.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.