Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!

It's a message people need to know about.

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.