Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

Beth Ditto, the rock and glam queen flashed the crowd a bit of her pink frosted cinnabon. 250 people instantly developed diabetes and gave up sugar.

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

White people are always keeping the black man down.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.