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Cheeseburger In A Can

Cheeseburger In A Can

It kind of makes sense why some people don't believe in evolution, is this progress??

 

Think of the Dog

Think of the Dog

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

 

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

 

Tall People Only

Tall People Only

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

 

Flipping you off

Flipping you off

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

 

Scarification

Scarification

Some people scar themselves, DELIBERATELY to create patterns from the keloids. Yeah… no thanks.

 

Kick Stand Camel

Kick Stand Camel

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

 

Halo Condoms

Halo Condoms

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

 

Whales have guts

Whales have guts

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

 

Flux Capacitor On Sale!

Flux Capacitor On Sale!

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

 

Anus' Pollute

Anus' Pollute

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

 

God has a shiny home

God has a shiny home

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

 

Rich people need more money

Rich people need more money

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

 

Death is pretty

Death is pretty

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

 

Writers Strike?

Writers Strike?

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

 

Celebrity High: The DMV

Celebrity High: The DMV

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

 

SaD: Myspace Lies

SaD: Myspace Lies

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

 

Black Lung

Black Lung

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

 

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

 

Women are tasty

Women are tasty

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.