No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

These colors don't run. …Away from a fight.

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!