Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

You can tell she's European by the kind of acid she's on.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

That little Coppertone Girl is legal. Finally!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Are you an automatic lesbian when you give another hot girl a wedgie?

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

We want to know WHO did this girl's hair. Fantasic Sams and Boricks is so not doing it for us anymore.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma