OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Coaster Punch

Coaster Punch

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

 

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

 

Pussy Cat Dolls Almost Boob-Flash

Pussy Cat Dolls Almost Boob-Flash

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

 

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

 

Proud to be an American

Proud to be an American

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

 

Coco's Booty

Coco's Booty

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

 

Fondle-Me Elmo

Fondle-Me Elmo

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

 

Death of Cookie Monster

Death of Cookie Monster

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

 

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

 

Sexy Birthday Cake

Sexy Birthday Cake

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

 

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

 

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

 

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Happy Birthday, Homo

Happy Birthday, Homo

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

 

Jay Z Checks Out a Cheerleader

Jay Z Checks Out a Cheerleader

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.

 

Lindsay's Coke Baggie

Lindsay's Coke Baggie

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Lindsay's Fat and Naked

Lindsay's Fat and Naked

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

 

Tin Girl

Tin Girl

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?