This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!