BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

Check it out! The birth of Bambi!

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.

This is not actually puke. It's a child birth that went totally wrong! Woops!